The Japanese Cell Phone Market Kicks The US Cell Phone Market's Ass

Why. Why. WHY CAN'T THE U.S. HAVE AWESOME CELL PHONES LIKE THIS ONE? WHY? I don't want an iPhone. I just plain don't. I know that Japan is the country producing all these cool phones but why don't they make it over here? Everytime I go get my nails done the staff has nifty little phones they got from back home.

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