Q: How many Warlocks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but he needs two other people to click on it.
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Nerdy Joke Of The Day
Fishing In The Dark
Confession: A very, very, very small part of me wishes that I was a country girl... growing up in the south, thick accent, working on a farm or something... go fishing and camping... love country music and Nascar... ride horses, go to local football games, eat ice cold watermelon...
The only problem is that I would probably have to be religious... and well.. yeah, no. Anyway, it's a VERY small part of me. I can't wait to be living with Ian... run our errands... go to the farmer's market - that's how I will satisfy it. I promise not to make him listen to country music.
Nitty Gritty Dirt Band - Fishing in the Dark (Seriously, who makes a slide show about fishing???)
The only problem is that I would probably have to be religious... and well.. yeah, no. Anyway, it's a VERY small part of me. I can't wait to be living with Ian... run our errands... go to the farmer's market - that's how I will satisfy it. I promise not to make him listen to country music.
Nitty Gritty Dirt Band - Fishing in the Dark (Seriously, who makes a slide show about fishing???)
Monday, April 21, 2008
Random Award Of The Day
Uhm... WTF? I was browsing the headlines at CNN.com and noticed a little icon for a shirt next to a headline. So, being the curious little girl that I am... I clicked on it. And the following link is what I got:
CNN Shirts - Random Award Winner
If you're still confused... try the CNN Shirts FAQ.
With CNN Shirts you can wear the news.
What I Did This Weekend...
Motored my boat around Exodar...
Diaperbutt tried to get in on the action... it didn't work out so well...
Anyway, I'm tired. There are 11 more days until Ian gets here... Seems like forever.. but shortly after his visit, I get to go see him in Canada. Woo hoo. Amanda is on vacation this week... which means there will be no one to listen to my snappy comebacks about work related things. Damnit.
Friday, April 18, 2008
EPIC FAIL
To: Mom
From: Brittany
Subject: I'm FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Message: Debt Free that is!
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To: Brittany
From: Mom
Subject: Re: I'm FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Message: I received a bill for you at the house.
From: Brittany
Subject: I'm FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Message: Debt Free that is!
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To: Brittany
From: Mom
Subject: Re: I'm FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Message: I received a bill for you at the house.
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Scientology Is "Dangerous"
Here's an interesting video about Scientology. It is from Jason Beghe - he is a TV and Movie Actor... I know him from G.I. Jane with Demi Moore. He apparently started to study Scientology in 1994 and three years ago he completed some promotional spots for the "Church". Jason is a "OT V"... whatever that is... I believe it on the higher end of the fake levels. He calls the "religion" among other things "destructive and a rip-off". He goes on to talk about a bunch of Scientology jargon crap... but my favorite quote is the following:
If Scientology is real then something is fucked up... because it ain't delivering what is promised. That's for goddamn sure. It is not.
Monday, April 14, 2008
Semi-Sign?
MSNBC.com - Top 5 Games To Play In Bed
It's funny because 3 of 5... Ian and I play. Every other night, we can be found playing Rummy, President, Texas Hold Em or Bowling on Clubhouse Games... right before bed of course. Crazy!
It's funny because 3 of 5... Ian and I play. Every other night, we can be found playing Rummy, President, Texas Hold Em or Bowling on Clubhouse Games... right before bed of course. Crazy!