Traveling Comedian

I might have stated this before... but Marilyn Monroe once said "If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything."  In talking with someone last night... I realized that I really just want someone who can make me laugh.. REALLY laugh.. the kind of laugh where you can't breathe and you almost want to cry.  I giggle and crack jokes.. and basically just laugh and smile a lot.  I want to find someone who can do that to me.  In my past relationships, I have always been the one to make the other person laugh.  They see me as funny and pretty.  Then I have a bad day or a bad month and suddenly I am no longer funny because things are now serious.  All that is left is pretty in their eyes and then that goes away quickly because looks can't be everything.  And so it ends... The person I was talking with called me a Traveling Comedian. 

Of course, the goal is to find someone who will be with me when I am laughing and happy and stay with me when I have a bad day/week/month.  Someday... someday... For now.. here's some more laughs!!! HAHAHA! -.-

I <3 Stephen Colbert.

*Dozes Off*

Tomorrow I will be back to normal. =(

Me = Going To Hell

I am super busy today.  But I did find time to reaffirm the fact that I am going to hell.

Please someone laugh with me. I am sure Kirk will.

I'll be back tomorrow. 

Change Your Heart... Look Around You

I need your lovin'... Like the sunshine...

Sorry, I am extra sing-y today.  Anyway, today should be pretty quiet.  I am getting the training docs together for my replacement and trying to organize this computer.  I will be heading out early to take my drug test.  I am forcing this weekend to be quiet and relaxing.  Well, "forcing" probably is the wrong word for that.  I just have so much on my plate right now.  I can handle it.. I welcome it.  I enjoy being busy and challenged.. I just hope that not too many other things get dropped. 

Look!!! Yay-I-Got-The-Job-Purse... Probably will be the biggest purse I own.. But the interior is what sold me... Green Silk with yellow-ish green polka dots.  Should be here next week... *does the happy, jumping up and down, hair bouncing bounce*

Professional Land Pirate

You walk through life with hopes and dreams.  You hold on to a hope and when that hope fades, you just let go.  I stopped holding out hope to get a position at my current company after the last round of interviews.  I went through a full day of interviews and the position just kind of fell into my lap.  I am nervous and scared I won't be able to hack it but I can always try... Few Details:  I will be in the same-ish position for an Executive Director, main MAIN building of the campus, working in Global Safety.  I start February 5th and in the meantime I am going to start training a new temporary for my current position.  I cried when I first heard (yes, I am a girl) and on the way home (yes, I am an emotional girl).  I have lots of stuff to do today so I am going to quit jumping up and down and actually work. 

I decided my site didn't have enough videos.  HA.  Here are some more...

This is me... How I feel right now.. especially that stretchy part when he walks off camera.  I have a Scottish Fold named Scottie (original I know). 

Guys are stupid.  But I love them.

Still floating... Good, happy song.  I know everyone hates him.  Especially since he is a man whore but I still like his music.

I love this song.  Nightswimming is just.. a beautiful song.. calming.. awesome piano.. relaxing..

Okay... this last video. >< Please excuse the anime.  I am not a huge anime fan.  NO Chris I am not really asian.  I just love this song so much.  I could not find a regular video of it.. my choices were this or Lost.  The Lost video was horribly made and didn't even do justice to the song.  (read.. JUSTICE.. not JUSTICAR).  Not many people like this music... but I do.  Enjoy... I'll be back tomorrow with more normal stuff. 

Pretty Little Things

So much to do!  Have to get ready for the new temp... have to take my drug test........  have to complete all my paperwork.  I signed my offer letter yesterday.  I almost wanted to frame my copy... =) It was just so... to come from the background I have to this... is just.. crazy.  But anyway, I am still not sleeping.  I walk around in a haze and just hope I get from place to place. 

Just a little tip... Don't put on lotion and attempt to type right away.  *sigh*

The 2007 Runway Shows are coming out... Here is a glimpse of the collections... (skip over this part if you are male).

Chanel - Not much of a fan for the whole black tights and pointy shoe look but the top half looks good.

 

 

Elie Saab - My favorite collection so far...

 

 

Christian Dior - It wouldn't be runway season without a little extreme couture.  Can you say "Japanese Inspired"?

 

 

I Got It.

...

Very Frazzled

I received a call from the hiring manager (sort of) and she wants me to meet with a director today.  She understood I was probably in casual dress (understatement... sweater jacket, jeans and running shoes ><)... but I am running home in a minute to go change.  She had really good things to say about me and I am extremely happy about getting the interview.. I am just..... frankly my nerves are shot. 

Oh yeah, I got two hours of sleep last night.  Yay me. 

Have a good weekend.  I may or may not be back later.

Daily News

As I am tired and waiting for someone to return... I give you... the Daily News.  I believe that these news stories are better reading than whatever I might have to say in my daily dribble.  Read. Enjoy. Learn. Laugh.  (Oh, and please check our the tooltips when you scroll over the links... I put a lot of work into this.. hmm. No I didn't.)

First up... Canada has forced me to give it even more respect.

Must be something in the water that makes Michael Vick play crappy.  Or maybe I just don't like him. 

Very interesting news article about the latest development in stem cell research.  If this is true, maybe we can go forward with the research instead of waiting on the conservative right wing crazies to get their act together. 

And, certainly more important than technology that could save lives, Victoria Beckham sees the light of day and says "NO!" to the cult.  I will await the spaceship to land on Earth and kidnap them to some far off planet.

Lastly, I wish I had a need for Gatorade Post-Coital. 

In the past 4 days, I have slept a combined 12 hours.  This may seem like a lot but considering I normally get about 24 hours in 4 days... well you do the math.  Actually, I will do it for you... I have only gotten half of what I normally get.  Now why is this?  A number of factors... school, work, and a mind full of thoughts.  Oh, and the wind.  I blame the wind. 

Barely Awake

Yesterday was a very long day.  Today won't be so bad... I have been asked to go out tonight but I think I am going to pass and go home to sleep.  I haven't slept much in the last few days.  Anyway, I am too tired to write much.. So how about I just make you laugh and get it over with...

This one is for Chris... I respect this guy more because he didn't do the whole go-into-character cliché.  But then again he is talking about teabagging... That in itself deserves respect.